HUmor me… I think humans were created from an alien fornicating with a monkey. Once upon a time and alien was exiled and decided to fuck over a whole planet, by creating a mutation. I mean think about what an alien looks like, a lanky egg headed hairless creature that stands upright. SO mix that with a hairy ape and you get a slightly less hairy, slim yet muscular animal that stands upright. Oh lets not forget about the egg head. NOw think about the fact we came from point A pyramids, irrigation systems, astronomy, brain surgery to point D incest, mass destruction of the environment for “towns” and disease epidemics THHHEEENN to A again where we had to relearn how to build tall sturdy infrastructures and astronomy mapping and live brain surgery and… a functional usage system…. Like maybe granmami alien died with generations made of humans who eventually had family feuds and separated around the world therefore losing touch with their intelligent ancestry and having to start over from stretch and taking hundreds of years to end up in the same spot just a little more techie.
anyway I’m just screwing with you, because I’m tired and its midnight … I just found this thought funny