HUmor me… I think humans were created from an alien fornicating with a monkey. Once upon a time and alien was exiled and decided to fuck over a whole planet, by creating a mutation. I mean think about what an alien looks like, a lanky egg headed hairless creature that stands upright. SO mix that with a hairy ape and you get a slightly less hairy, slim yet muscular animal that stands upright. Oh lets not forget about the egg head. NOw think about the fact we came from point A pyramids, irrigation systems, astronomy, brain surgery to point D incest, mass destruction of the environment for “towns” and disease epidemics THHHEEENN to A again where we had to relearn how to build tall sturdy infrastructures and astronomy mapping and live brain surgery and… a functional usage system…. Like maybe granmami alien died with generations made of humans who eventually had family feuds and separated around the world therefore losing touch with their intelligent ancestry and having to start over from stretch and taking hundreds of years to end up in the same spot just a little more techie.
anyway I’m just screwing with you, because I’m tired and its midnight … I just found this thought funny
Yossi Kotler - Painter and graphic designer based in Tel Aviv, Israel.
Amazing Paintings by Charmaine Olivia - Artist based in San Francisco, California.
I mean really it’s got strong females
excellent amounts of sass
silly in between sequences
orientation acceptancebut then at the end of every episode it still manages to get to your feelings with a message and with characters that are real.
it’s an awesome show. you should watch it sometime.
It bothers me so much that people don’t even know what “courting” someone means.
Wanna know what today’s courtship ritual is?
It’s a text at 2am saying “hi” or, if you find a catch it might say “will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend?”
Everyone’s just lazy as fuck, without going on dates or trying to win someone over how can a relationship be more than a casual fuck between mates?
So I let the strawberries I brought go bad and I have barcardi as my boyfriend tonight. If only I could buy more and make sure every weekends a good weekend.ahhh only 2 more months!
don’t look at me like that
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
Frozen [Censored Edition]
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
If the Day of the Dead were extended throughout the four seasons and woodland nymphs pranced through the ghosts of fallen leaves, would even they be safe from the hunter’s rifle? Krisztianna’s “Muertita” series combines nature with the sugar skull aesthetic to create these otherworldy wall-mounted heads, a trophy dedicated to the extinction of all that’s magical and mysterious in the world.Prints available on Society 6
By Brandi Milne